Betrayal

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Being a sore loser feels like betrayal.

I said if you win, I get one *gentle* slap, Kyle, ONE slap!

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What's betrayal?

When you carry your pet in the room and it moves out

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What's the difference between buttered bread and bread with margarine?

One's a buttery trail while the other one's utter betrayal.

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The tree tried to kill its president.

I don't know the reason for its betrayal, but I'm sure it was treason.

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What does Judas eat when he goes hiking?

Betrayal Mix.

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On the night of his betrayal, how did Jesus defend himself?

Jew-Jitsu

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Betrayal isn't just a river in Egypt.

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