Betray

Jokes

Jesus at the last supper

Jesus speaks to his apostles during the last supper and says, "One of you will betray me."

John turns to Jesus with fear in his eyes and asks, "Will it be me? Will I betray you lord?" Jesus smiles kindly at John and says, "No my brother, you will not betray me".

Peter next approaches Jesus and asks shakily, "Will I be the one to betray y


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After the resurrection from the dead, Jesus appeared to his disciples.

Jesus said: *"Peace be with you",*

and the disciples rejoiced. Simon stepped forward, troubled expression on his face and said: *"Jesus, was it me who betrayed you?"*

Jesus smiled and answered: *"No Simon, you did not betray me."*

Then John stepped forward and asked the same question as Simon, only to receive the same answer from


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The LAST Last Supper

On the eve of his crucifixion, Christ gathered his disciples for a final meal.

As he broke bread, Christ turned to the table and said, "On this night, one of you shall betray me."

There is a panicked murmur among the disciples.

Finally Peter steps forward. "Is it I, Lord? Am I the one to betray you?"

"Of course not, Pete


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OC Why did only one of Jesus's disciples betray him?

There wasn't enough wood for a double cross.
*badum tsssss*

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Epic Jokes

My friend of mine kneeded wood, now it's broken.

I know there's something wrong about the sky but I can't put my finger on it.

If you looked at a sea-saw then doesn't it become a sea-seen?

If you betray a forest you're then wanted for Tree-son.

I think this new girl likes me, because every time I say hi to him he says: &q


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A man comes home early...

... and find his wife and his best friend doing it in on the couch the middle of the living room. Shocked, he starts crying:

"Mary, my love, what are you doing? How can you cheat on me, I've dedicated you the best part of my life, and you're doing this?

And John, my best friend, how can you betray me like this, I've always helped you in times of need


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A man comes home early...

... and find his wife and his best friend doing it in on the couch the middle of the living room. Shocked, he starts crying:

"Mary, my love, what are you doing? How can you cheat on me, I've dedicated you the best part of my life, and you're doing this?

And John, my best friend, how can you betray me like this, I've always helped you in times of need


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King Arthur leaves the country to go to war

Before leaves he goes to the town's blacksmith and orders him to do a chastity belt for the queen with the logic of the guillotine. Before leaving he tells his trusted friend and adviser , sir Lancelot, to bring the court together and inform everyone of this.

When the king returns he tells sir Lancelot the same thing and orders every male to pull their pants down. Everyone except


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An old catholic irishman is lying on his deathbed.

He was strict in his religion and firm in his believe for his whole life, cursing the protestants and calvinists with every day he lived. But now, as he is surrounded by his 8 sons and 22 Grandchildren, waiting with him through these last hours, he beckons one of them closer.

"Bobby," he whispers weakly, "get the pastor. Bring him here now, and tell him, I want to conve


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What do you call it when 2 Southern people betray each other?

Betra-y'all

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Who'd give you an almost endless supply of delicious milk AND betray you at the Cloud City of Bespin?

[deleted]

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Prisoner's Dilemna Solved!

Two members of a criminal gang are arrested and imprisoned. Each prisoner is interrogated separately, with no means of speaking to or exchanging messages with the other. The police offer each prisoner a bargain. Each prisoner is given the opportunity either to: betray the other by testifying that the other committed the crime, or to cooperate with the other by remaining silent. Here is the offer:


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What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer?

Murdered.

(If you don't get it: "cross" can mean "betray")

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