So Zeke comes up for trial on a bestial sodomy charge and the judge says to him ...

... Now Zeke - you do understand the charge, do you not? Bestial sodomy?

No, Yer Honor, I can't rightly say I do ...

Well Zeke - bestial sodomy is having carnal relations with cows, dogs, sheep, goats, deer, cats, geese, chickens

Chickens? Yecccccch!