My niece was upset when I told her that she's benign. She told me that she was actually ten and that I had terrible grammar.
I told her I meant no harm.
Someone told me that I was very benign.
But how could I be 9 if I'm 14?
I've already heard seven cancer puns today...
If I hear tumor it’ll benign.
I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...
If I hear tumor, it's gonna benign
A pirate goes into a doctor's office.
He asks the doctor to inspect his back because he happened to find some lumps there. After careful examination, the doctor tells the pirate, "Don't worry. They're benign," to which the pirate replied, "Aargh, check them again. I reckon there at least be ten."
He was Benign
When he told me to chew more
A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous.
The doctor inspects them. "It's ok," he says. "They're benign." The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"
I have already heard like seven cancer puns today...
If I hear tumor its gonna benign.
I've already heard like seven cancer jokes today...
If I hear tumor, it's gonna benign.
I've heard like eight cancer jokes today...
If I hear another one it's gonna benign
A long sad story...
These questions were part of a GED examination. The answers are genuine, from 18 year olds taking the exam. Spelling has been corrected in some instances for legibility.These are the people who will inherit America!
Q. Name the four seasons.
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q. How is dew formed?
A.. The sun shines down on leaves and makes
A Pirate goes t' t' Doctors.
He says t' t' Doctor "I got these moles, moles I got and I'm very concerned about them" Doctor says "Don't be worried, they're benign" Pirate replies "Thank you Doctor but you cant count, thar be ten!"