Watching the womens World Cup match between USA and Thailand reminded me of playing Fifa on beginner difficulty
Now I know how Thailand are feeling
Whats the difference between beginner and expert bagpipers?
Are you a beginner violinist playing c natural?
Cuz you’re looking pretty sharp
The manager was very angry with this beginner who wanted a very high salary. He asked him why he wanted so much money whereas he had no experience. The beginner replied "Work is very difficult when you are a beginner. It becomes easier as you get experience."
What does both a politician and a beginner programmer fear?