Beginner

Jokes

Watching the womens World Cup match between USA and Thailand reminded me of playing Fifa on beginner difficulty

Now I know how Thailand are feeling

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Whats the difference between beginner and expert bagpipers?

Nothing.

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Are you a beginner violinist playing c natural?

Cuz you’re looking pretty sharp

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Logical Thinking

The manager was very angry with this beginner who wanted a very high salary. He asked him why he wanted so much money whereas he had no experience. The beginner replied "Work is very difficult when you are a beginner. It becomes easier as you get experience."

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What does both a politician and a beginner programmer fear?

Boolean expressions

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