Beefy

Jokes

What does a McChicken, a whopper, a beefy 5-layer burrito, and an extra most bestest pizza have in common?

They've all seen me naked.

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What's a Health Club Trainer's job?

Making #JERKS BEEFY!

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Jim: Hey Chris, think you'll be able to help me move my furniture tomorrow?

Chris: No problem, man.

Jim: Great! Just heads up though, it's a lot of heavy stuff, big cabinets, 60" TV, etc, think you can handle it?

Chris: Hell yeah dude, I'll bring my beefy friend along to help give us a hand.

Jim: Oh, is his beef stroganoff?

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Best way to describe a beefy girl thinking she found the love of her life but found herself stood up at her wedding?

Miss Steak

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What do you call a ripped dude who acts like a dick?

A beefy jerk.

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What do you call a big beefy doctor who also studies the weather in his spare time?

A Meaty-urologist.

^^Don't^^shoot^^me^^...

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Beefy right wing joke

The maniacal right wing, cow-worshipping saffron brigade in India...is it true they never hold a beef against someone?

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