Beau

Jokes

Two women are talking. First woman: my new beau is such a gentleman, he is always calling me fair lady

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Why Are Young Ladies Like Arrows?

Because they are all aquiver in the presence of a beau.

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A girl visits her long distance boyfriend, and takes to calling him her truck boyfriend due to the drive.

But after time he becomes chubby and she sells the truck and buys a fuel efficient sedan.
Arriving at his house one weekend, she looks around at the counters and asks “are you bloated from drinking too much or from all these pizza boxes?”

He shrugs and replies, “Car Beau hydrates.”


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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates.

The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No.

The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?"


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Why Are Young Ladies Like Arrows?

Because they are all aquiver in the presence of a beau.

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I just created a new dating app for the discriminating gay southern man...

It's called Beau Hunter.

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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates..........

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to


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