Three guys died in a car accident. Luckily they all went to Heaven
Then they are all greeted by Angel Peter
Peter said 'Welcome to Heaven, live as you may , but we have one basic rule here, which is that you may not step on any of them ducks'
Then the three guys went out and while observing the Heaven with amazement one of them stepped
on a duck unfortunately.
Then like a flash Peter appeared with a beastly
A beautiful woman walks into a bar full of men
One beastly, tough guy looks her up and down and says, "oh girl you're getting laid tonight." She says, "oh yeah? how do you know?". He said with a smile, "because I'm stronger than you."