Bearer

Jokes

If you give someone a video copy of the bad news bears...

You are the bearer of the bad new bears.

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What is Frodo Baggins least favorite thing about weddings?

Being asked to be the ring bearer

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There was s tragedy at my father's funeral.

A coffin bearer dropped dad.

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If Paul Chuckle died instead...

Barry Chuckle would literally be a 'Paul Bearer' at the funeral.

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What did Samwise Gamgee get that no other ring bearer is confirmed to have gotten?

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Michael Phelps will be the flag bearer for the 2016 USA Olympic Team

I hope he holds our flag high.

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Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What did Gandolf say when he found out Frodo was to be the ring-bearer?

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What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

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What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

a Karaoke

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