If you give someone a video copy of the bad news bears...
You are the bearer of the bad new bears.
What is Frodo Baggins least favorite thing about weddings?
Being asked to be the ring bearer
There was s tragedy at my father's funeral.
A coffin bearer dropped dad.
If Paul Chuckle died instead...
Barry Chuckle would literally be a 'Paul Bearer' at the funeral.
What did Samwise Gamgee get that no other ring bearer is confirmed to have gotten?
Michael Phelps will be the flag bearer for the 2016 USA Olympic Team
I hope he holds our flag high.
Why was the naturists wedding delayed?
The ring bearer had an erection.
Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?
Old habits die hard
What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
What did Gandolf say when he found out Frodo was to be the ring-bearer?
What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?
What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?