Daughter: "Can i keep the night light on?"
Dad: "And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head, sweetie."
Daughter: can I keep the night light on?
Me: and provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? use your head, sweetie
I would never date Mavis Beacon
She's not my type...
How do you get to the top of a weather beacon?
How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.
This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)