Beacon

Jokes

Daughter: "Can i keep the night light on?"

Dad: "And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head, sweetie."

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Daughter: can I keep the night light on?

Me: and provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? use your head, sweetie

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I would never date Mavis Beacon

She's not my type...

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How do you get to the top of a weather beacon?

Climate

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.

This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

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