Bate

Jokes

What do you call a night of loneliness paired with a new Nintendo?

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I have a confession to make:

I masture bate in the shower
It feels good to come clean

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What does a formal argument and a worm on a hook have in common?

It's de bate.

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My wife promised me a blowjob, but only ended up giving me a handjob.

It was a master bate and switch.

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Knock Knock

Click bate

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Kids marry

Adults date
Master bate

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Bate and switch is the solo version of Netflix and chill.

I made this up. Help me tighten it up or tell me how shitty and unfunny I am.

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How do you collect a bunch of Dung beetles?

Mass turd bate.

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When I jerk off I like to sit on my other hand until it gets numb, then change to that hand right at the last minute . . .

I call it "the old 'bate and switch"!

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Syllable Word

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that&#


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Multi Syllable Word (:gt)

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that&#


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What happens when you master bate?

edit: sorry guys this was meant for askreddit

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