Basin

Jokes

Someone was banging on my door yesterday and yelling "let me in, let me in". I went and had a look through the peep hole, and standing outside was a man dressed as a basin.

Just let that sink in.

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There's a basin knocking at the door!

Let that sink in.

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There could be a basin outside your front door right now...

Let that sink in

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In a recent poll, 80 of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter...



Let that sink in...

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Huge Boris And The Sink



I was working till late and on my way home, my stomach started to ache.

I knew of this place which was a semi-public bathroom, meaning that if the people knew you were using their toilet you would get kicked out.

There was no one at the front desk or the reception, everyone must have finished early and the building seemed empty with lights out. Within 5m


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There's a washing basin knocking on my door.

Let that sink in...

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Four Nuns Go To Confessional


Four nuns go to confessional. The first nun goes in and says, “Dear Father, I have sinned; I have laid my eyes on a man penis.”
The priest says, “Dear child, do 10 Hail Marys and wash your eyes in the basin of holy water and all will be forgiven.”

The next nun goes in and confesses, “Father, I have sinned... I have touched a man’s priva


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Four nuns go to heaven

Four nuns, Sister Mary, Sister Catherine, Sister Theresa and Sister Constance were en route to deliver food to a poor mountain village when their bus slipped off the narrow road and fell down the mountain to their deaths. Naturally, the next moment they found themselves at the pearly gates where St. Peter greeted them as if they were old friends reunited.

At the end of the introductio


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Arathi Basin joke.

[raid leader]: hunter, how is the stable?

[hunter]: stable is stable.


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What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

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Four nuns enter heaven...

Petrus awaits them at the Heavenly Gate and tells them "You must be without sins to enter. Wash away your sins in this basin filled with holy water." and points to said basin beside him.

The first nun goes ahead and confesses: "I once laid eyes on a penis".
Petrus replies "Very well, wash your eyes and enter."

The second nun proceeds: &


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I bought a wash basin from a skydiver today.

And tomorrow he's going to *plummet* in for me.

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My favorite joke of all time.

Three nuns die and they are standing in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. He looks down at them and tells them to stand single file in a line. He asks the first one, "Sister, have you ever seen or touched a penis?" She says, "Yes sir, I have touched a penis." He directs her to a small basin of Holy Water a short distance away to wash her hands. She walks over and procee


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What's a basin?

It's what an Australian washes his fice in.

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Which pizza shop is losing money due to business "falling"?

Dominoes (Basin Tss)

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What do you call a small petition?

Petite (Basin Tss)

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