This bloke came at me with a wheel barrow the other day
I said "Don't push it"
Jewish boy asks father to barrow $5...
Jewish boy: Dad can I barrow $5
Jewish Dad: $4...? What in the world do you need to barrow $3 for?
If you set sail from Los Angeles, CA to Barrow, AK, what would your bering be?
How do you get a whale off a beach?
An Irish man was working on a building site...
...the foreman asked him to fetch a wheel barrow. A while later the Irish man returned with a wheel barrow in a wheel barrow.
The foreman said "I asked for a barrow why have you fetched two"
The Irish man replied "I needed something to carry it back in"
Did you hear about the English baseball official who moved to Barrow, Alaska in the summer and Antarctica in the winter?
Apparently, the sun never sets on the British Umpire.