Barnacle

Jokes

Which sport to fish most enjoy watching?

Barnacle boxing.

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A priest a rabbit and barnacle jim walk into a bar.

its actualllly a big metal bar and they use it to damage jims hole

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A priest a rabbi and barnacle jim walk into a bar.

its actuallly a big metal bar and they use it to damage jims hole

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. And he was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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There once was a barnacle sooo ugly

Everyone died. The end

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What did the whale say to the barnacle?

I used to think you were just a bottom feeder but now you're starting to grow on me.

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The ugly barnacle.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why should you never go drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you’d be a barnacle.

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Monocles

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?
Because then you’d be a barnacle.

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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