How do you make a "yo mama so fat..." joke cracker apologise for his barbaric vitality?
Tell him your mom died yesterday while looking him in the eye illiberally
Circumcision is barbaric and cruel
I didn't speak to my parents for a year after I was circumcised.
A customer at a hotel resort goes to complain to the manager.
"Manager," he says, "there are far too many mosquitoes here. Is there perhaps something you can do to fix it?"
The manager replies: "Absolutely sir, when the mosquitoes get particularly bad we use my grandfather. We bring him out on his wheelchair and cover him in honey and all the mosquitoes flock to him so that the rest of us can enjoy a nice mosquito-free e