Eric and Barb can't become a couple
That would be barberic
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Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, “Rose, we both loved playing women’s softball all our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me one favor: when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s soft
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What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence?
What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?
So one of my cows decided to try they old jump over a barb wire fence trick...
it was utter destruction.
An American, Mexican, and and Asian
Were all in a prison yard trying to figure out how to escape.
One was American, one was Mexican, and the other was Chinese.
They decided that the easiest way out was to jump over the fence with barb wire,
and hope they made it over in one piece.
So the Mexican went first and his leg got caught in the barb wire and it got ripped off.
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