Bankrupt

Jokes

Why are brake shops going bankrupt?

Because people have hard time stoping by

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If Gordon Ramsay ever becomes bankrupt...

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Why do bankrupt companies get dissolved?

Because they're insolvent.

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From Dario Argentos Deep Red: Why do Australian boomerang sellers always go bankrupt?

Because their goods are always returned!

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Why did the bankrupt tightrope walker retire?

He no longer had outstanding balance.

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I'm pleased to inform you that you got your promotion...

But I regret to inform you that we're bankrupt.

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Why didn't the dollar store have a sale ever since it opened?

If it did, it'd go bankrupt.

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How did Donald Trump bankrupt a casino?

Because the Lot was seduced.

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A Brazilian man went bankrupt,

He didn't believe it at all.
But let me tell you firsthand that it's pretty Real

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Have you heard about the bankrupt interstellar pub owner?

Theysayhelosthisspacebar

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My classmate said to bring 100 pesos for a sim card.

I replied "Hi im bankrupt. How may I help you?"

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If your company sells shelled nuts, a surefire way to go bankrupt...

is to pay peanuts.

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Did you hear about the Goldfish who went bankrupt

Now he's a bronzefish

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What do you call bankrupt Santa?

St. Nickel-less.

Badum-tss.

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An Old Jewish Joke

Saul was struggling to take his last breaths when he asked his former business partner and ex-friend Seymour to come to his bedside.

“Seymour,” said Saul barely able to breathe. “I’m dying. But before I go, there’s some things I have to get off my chest.”

“Please Saul,” said Seymour. “There’s no need. Just rest.


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An Old Jewish Joke...

Saul was struggling to take his last breaths when he asked his former business partner and ex-friend Seymour to come to his bedside.

“Seymour,” said Saul barely able to breathe. “I’m dying. But before I go, there’s some things I have to get off my chest.”

“Please Saul,” said Seymour. “There’s no need. Just rest.


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What do you call the shareholders of a bankrupt company?

MiStake Holders.

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When I went bankrupt I tripped

I lost my balance.

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I wanted to get a gold fish and name it Donald Trump. So when it dies, I can say it went bankrupt.

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Some dude dies and goes to Hell

"Oh shit"

"Na", says the Devil, "Don't listen to that Abraham fella, we actually have a lot of fun down here! Do you like bacon?"

"Of course"

"Well", continues the Devil, "You'll love Mondays then! Everybody gets a pallet of bacon and you eat until you can't eat anymore! The best part is, i


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Bill Cosby may have been convicted, sentenced to prison, and end up bankrupt...

But at least he'll always have a roofie over his head.

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Two guys are in a bar talking about jobs.

One says, "So, where do you work?"
The other says, "I work for ME Industries."
"So, unemployed?"
"Yeah. And the company's going bankrupt."

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If 2 Chainz went bankrupt...

He’d be No Chainz.

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Why did the chiropractor go bankrupt?

He owed too much in back taxes.

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Dave went bankrupt.

Dave lost all his money

Dave was homeless

Bill gates made him a millionaire? Why? Anything for Dave.

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Why did the battery store go bankrupt?

Everything was free of charge.

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Why did the electronics store go bankrupt?

Everything was free of charge.

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I don't wanna grow up, I wanna be a Toys 'R' Us kid...

Bankrupt and empty inside.

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A man is pushing his car along, and when he comes to a hotel he call, Im bankrupt! Why?

He’s playing ownership.

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People keep coming up to me on the street and saying Gimme 5!

I almost went bankrupt before I realized they wanted a high 5.

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A man stopped his car opposite a hotel and immediately knew he was bankrupt.

He was playing Monopoly

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Did you hear about the Ice Hockey charity that went bankrupt?

No one gave a puck.

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How did the billionaire go bankrupt?

He had ten children by ten wives who divorced him.

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The Stanley Cup final will feature a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed, and deceit...

Against Las Vegas.

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Breaking: The Trump Empire has been declared bankrupt...

...of all morals

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Breaking: Donald Trump is declared bankrupt...

...if all morals

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Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronzefish

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Why do lottery winners always go bankrupt?

Because if they knew anything about managing money, they wouldn't be playing the lotto in the first place!

- Anthony Jeselneck

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A Genie in a lamp gave me 1 wish and I wished to be the richest person on earth...

and then the entire world went bankrupt.

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Why can't the bankrupt Indian complain?

Cos he's got no beef.

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If LeafyIsHere had a swear jar...

He would be bankrupt.

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Dwights farm as suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming

turns out all he had to do was drop those sick beets

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Did you hear about the shoemaker who went bankrupt?

He was inSOLEvent

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Do you know why the Circus industry might go bankrupt?

If Donald Trump gets elected, the entire world will just need to listen to the news for a free circus.

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If a man owes you money but goes bankrupt, why is not advisable to drown him in acid?

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The sunscreen company that sponger Steve Irwin went bankrupt.

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So, 50 Cent is bankrupt

He only has 50 Cent to his name.

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There was a man so poor and broke...

That when someone stole his wallet, the robber went bankrupt.

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Why did uLMJjunior become bankrupt after losing a fight with mario?

Because of all the coins he dropped.

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50 cent is so bankrupt...

that he might be livin' on the streets in a lil' biiit!

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