Bane

Jokes

What does Triple H say when he wants to cosplay as Bane?

It's time to play the Bane

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If something is the bane of your existence...

Then be the batman.

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Furries are like Bane,

No one cared who they were until they put on the mask.

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What is Batman after being beat up by Bane?

Bruise Wayne.

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So you know about Mr. Dorrance?

Well, he's the bane of Batman's existence

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Did you hear about how Bane is breeding sheep?

It's extremely painful.

For ewe.

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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What does Bane say when he connects his phone to the charger?

[deleted]

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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My favorite sandwich is the B.A.N.E.

Bacon. And. Nothing. Else.

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Where did Bane buy his mobile contract?

Phones... for you.

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A Backbreaking Batman? The Movie.

The story begins when Bane makes himself public to Gotham City on a news station (CNN). Bruce, snarly gets out of his chair and heads to the batcave within his minor residents. Then he suits up to confront this diabolical madman. Batman then felt a cold essential on his shoulder until BANE comes out from THE SHADOWS AND PLUMBLES the Batman Battaman!

Batman: Ahh! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


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So did you guys hear about the weather in Gotham City?

It's cloudy with a chance of Bane.

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Why did Christian Bale hate filming The Dark Knight Rises?

It was a Bane in his ass.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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