Pharoah: Ah, welcome Mr Bandage. The body is just down the pyramid and in the sarcophagus.

Mr Bandage: excellent, I've brought my special equipment to make him look like a mummy.

Pharaoh: If you don't mind me asking. May I see how you perform your work of art.

Mr Bandage: of course, lead the way.

They both went down to the bottom of the pyramid and the pharoah opened the sarcophagus. However just as he opened it, a servant came down the s

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A dog limps into a saloon, with a bandage around his leg and a mean scowl. He looks around suspiciously. The barman, polishing whiskey glasses, eyes the dog and says ' Evenin' pardner, what happened to you? '

Dog replies 'Sombody shot my paw'.

After a night out partying, my brother shows up with a huge bandage on his nose. His girlfriend said,"His nose was broken in three places."

Turns out it was exactly the same three places I had warned him not to go when he'd been drinking.

What do you call a woman with a bandage around her lower leg?

Sinead

Why was the veterinarian embarrassed after bandaging the dog's tail?

It was a bandage faux pas.

What bandage does Rico Rodriguez use?

Just Gauze.

Get Magical Powers With This One Trick!!

Just wrap up your right hand in a bandage. Turns everyone into a goddamn comedian.

Today I tried to remove a bandage

I couldn't pull it off

Do not Build Relationships which cannot be broken in a Second.- Funny Jokes, quotes, cartoons on friendship

Funny Joke by a Kid on Friends-
One day, Little Johnny visited a doctor for a vaccination. After the doctor gave him an injection, he tried to bandage around Johnny's arm.

"I think you'd better bandage around the other arm, doc!" asked Little Johnny.

"But, why? I'm supposed to bandage around the injected part of your arm to let your f

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A Dog Walks Into Bar...

A dog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "We don't serve dogs in here," pulls out a pistol and shoots the dog in a hind paw. The dog hops yelping out of the bar.

The next day the dog walks back into the bar with a huge bandage on his hind foot. He's wearing a ten-gallon hat and has a six-gun on each hip.

He looks at everyone in the

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A man walks into a tax collector's office with a huge bandage over his nose...

The tax collector looked at him, saw the bandage, and asked "Accident?" "No", the man said, "I've just been paying through it for so long..."

The blind shall see

A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"

Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."

So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl

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Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.

2. Bandage left thumb.

3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments

4. Bandage left foot.

5. Make structure of slivers (include those embedded in hand).

6. Light Match.

7. Light Match.

8. Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light

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