Band

Jokes

You ever hear about the headbanging metal band made up of Apple engineers?

They call themselves "Undo Typing"

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Nude sculpture

I modeled for a nude sculpture made out of stone. They chose me because I was a stone-r in a rock band. Although my penis was flaccid the artist made it rock hard

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How many people does it take to start a K-Pop band?

Just one korean and a really good stylist

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What do you call a rabbit with an elastic band around it's waist?

Bugs Bungee.


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I tried to get a job as a professional band aid remover.

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I had a band called 999 Megabytes and I thought we we're pretty good

But we didn't get any gigs

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I was in a band called the radiators

We were just a warm up band

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Behind every great band...

Is a shitty woman

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What 90s rock band is named after a Hedgehog with half an erection?

Semi Sonic

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Heard about that new band called 1023 MB?

They haven't had any gigs yet.

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Do you think Nils Rogers and his band Chic ever got rid of...

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Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.

I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons, my friend'

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When the Spinal Tap band members were kids

their parents paid them an a-LOUD-ance.

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What do you call a band of owls?

The Hoo

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What's a anti-vaxxers favorite band?

Evan's Essence

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In college, I was in a Ska band called Grandpas Dirty Butt

We exclusively played trombones.

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What was the last thing the drummer said to the band?

Listen to this guys I wrote us a song.


-curtesy of Dave Grohl

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ACDC is a terrible band

This might come as a shock to some of you.

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I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but left because it was just one ting after another

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What is a pack horses favorite band?

Haul and Oats

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"Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table"

"It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune"

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Why are The Pink Floyd considered such a bad band?

They create music for heroin addicts

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Why was the band called the beatles?

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My Pitiful State

I'm having relationship problems and spotify gives me It Makes No Difference by The Band.

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ACDC are the most electrifying band

It's amazing how they always adapt to each other

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Theres a band called 1023MB...

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Whats an anti-vaxxers least favourite band?

The Vaccines.

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We kicked the drummer out if the band because his timing was awful.

He was so upset he went to the station and threw himself behind a train.

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What was Anne Frank's favorite band?

Death Camp For Cutie

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A fisherman was kicked out of his band.

They didn’t like the way he was slappin the bass.

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The ideal name for a hair metal band is...

The Locksmiths

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Apparently the band U2 once had to go to court being accused of plagiarism.

On the day of the trial, the band members arrived in court and sat, glancing nervously at the jury while waiting for the judge to arrive.

After what seemed a long time to them, he finally arrived. "Court is now in session”, the judge declared.

Immediately, the jury stood up and said they reached a verdict. You could see the look of confusion in the band membe


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What is Mega Man's favorite classic rock band?

Rush

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A blonde, a ginger and a bald man walk into a live music bar.

The doorman refuses entry to the ginger, because the band is playing soul music.

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What band do Anti-vaxxers refuse to listen too?

The Cure.

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Has anyone lost a large roll of $100 bills in a rubber band?

Because I found a rubber band


Credit to Spider-Man 2

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What do you call an obese heavy metal band?

Nutellica

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Some swamp reptiles got together and started singing parody songs.

It's a pun croc band.

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Did you hear about the cover band, "999 Megabytes"?

They haven't gotten a GIG yet.

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Do you know which band made the song "Paint it Red"?

The Blenders.

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I've always wondered about the inspiration for the band name Jefferson Airplane

but I think we all know it's a historical reference by now.

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Asking who my favorite band is is like asking God who his favorite person is.

Jesus, I don’t know.

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NSFW A young bride-to-be confides in her mother on her wedding night that she isnt a virgin and is worried her husband will not love her once he finds out.

“Oh honey, just do what I did with your father. Put a rubber band around your thigh and when he enters you the first time just snap the rubber band. He won’t know any different.”

Come the wedding night and heeding her moms advice the bride snaps the band as the deed is done. Her husband yelps, “aaaah what was that?!”

The woman smiles and sa


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Yo mama so fat

When she dances, the band skips

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There is a band that only plays songs by Little Feat amp Canned Heat.

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Ive been thinking recently if the bands Toto, Tommy lee and Marvin Gaye firmed a band it would be

Toto lee Gaye

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I lost my rubber band ball earlier...

I still haven't bounced back :(

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How can you tell when you've found a really good rock n roll band in Minnesota?

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They have two accordions

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How can you tell when youre found a really good rock n roll band in Minnesota?

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They have two accordions.

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Doctor, I seem to have a problem...

Doctor : Well what seems to be the problem?

Man: I keep hearing songs by the band Stained in my head and it won't stop.

Doctor: Huh, well how long has this been going on?

Man: "It's been a while"

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