Balance

Jokes

I was going to buy a seesaw

But I didn't have enough balance.

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Whenever I go out to eat I always tip my server.

I've also learned that servers have horrible balance.

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I lost my job at the bank.

An elderly woman asked me to check her balance. Turns out it wasn't that good.

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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

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I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros

I believe in balance, a homie-hoe-stasis, if you will

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Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance...

So I pushed her over.

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An old lady asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her.

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Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help check her balance.

So i pushed her over.

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Personally, I don't believe in hoes before bros or bros before hoes.

There must be balance you see. A homie-hoe-stasis if you will

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An old lady asked me to check her balance at the bank

I shoved her over

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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. Did i do anything wrong?

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An old lady at the bank asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

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Here's one joke:

**Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her**

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Was recently in line at the bank when an elderly lady asked me if I could help her check her balance..

So I pushed her over

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Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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What did the accountant tell the acrobat?

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Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help check her balance

So I pushed her over

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Today i was at the bank and a old lady asked me to check her balance

So i pushed her over

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Today at the bank, a lady asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

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Today at the bank a woman asked me to check her balance

So i pushed her over

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My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance

I replied "Thank you, I used to do gymnastics" and hung up the phone.

That was nice of them to say.

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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.

So i pushed her over.

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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.

For some reason, she was upset when I pushed her over

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My dad hit me for no reason. He asked me to check his balance because I was going to the bank so I did.

I pushed him over. His balance sucks.

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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.

So I pushed her over. Her balance wasn't great, she fell very badly.

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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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I just checked my bank account balance and I have $10K

the K is silent.

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An large amount of top NBA talent has made its move to Los Angeles, changing the balance of power in the NBA

One could say it’s a seismic shift.

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I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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I went to the bank today while I was there an old lady asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

Sorry if it’s bad this is my first post

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An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance.

So i pushed her over

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I used to be a teller at a bank

Until a customer asked me to check their balance, so I pushed them over.

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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance

**So I pushed her over**

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Old lady went to bank to check her balance

Got pushed over!

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Bank tellers are always super nice to me,

Everytime I go in they say I have an outstanding balance

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A lady at the bank asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

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A guy was standing behind an old lady at the ATM and she turned around and asked him if he could help her check her balance

So he pushed her

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I was standing behind an old lady at the ATM and she asked me if I could help her check her balance

So I pushed her

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Funny joke about banking

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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Today i went to the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance.

So i pushed her over

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Why did the bankrupt tightrope walker retire?

He no longer had outstanding balance.

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Broke fifteen ceramic dishes just now

apparently it is hard trying to balance them on a dick

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An old lady was having trouble checking her balance at the bank

So I pushed her over

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Working in a bank is a very ungrateful job.

A lady asks me to check her balance. I politely said I sure will.

So I push her over, and they have the audacity to fire me!

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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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Wanna know how i got fired from my job at the bank

an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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My friend asked me, with my current bank balance which Apple product could I buy

Apple juice, I replied.

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Balance is important

I realized I have way too many gay friends, and that I'll need to get some lesbians to even out the scales. Now I'm called sex god Thanos.

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