What do you get when you chop firewood faster than you can stack it?
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Candidate: "Let me check my Jira backlog. Hang on.. Ok, on this page.. then this page.. 5 years.. hmm... It looks like I will be watching Dragon Ball Super 2."
He's a Moderator
On the Internet
On a big subreddit
He does it for free
He takes his "job" very seriously
he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
he deletes posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma at