In a bold move Kellogg is backing Trump for 2020 and lending Tony The Tiger to tour rallies with Trump.

Together they are going to make America grrrreat again.

Women are bitches

Literally,

Because ya, you’re sad after losing one.

But after killing them from backing out of the drive way, you can always find another bitch

Important note from a car manual:

Backing rapidly at a tree significantly reduces your trunk space.

Are u hot bc im backing do u get it im backig lol i love telling JOKES...... TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS THAT U LIKE JOKES

Lol jokes

Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions ?

A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Sunday school stories

The teacher was telling the class about when sodom was destroyed the angels told Lot and his family not to turn around and look. But Lot's wife turned around and she turned into a pillar of salt.

Little Joey raises his hand and says, "Big deal. Just yesterday my mom was backing the minivan out of our driveway and she turned into a mailbox!"

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You can buy USB-powered taillights...

I guess they’re for safely backing up your computer.

An athlete is about to start the four hundred metre race. He sets himself ready at the starting blocks and the starter pistol fires.

As he's half way through the race he peaks around to see how his apponents are doing.

To his suprise, they're all miles behind.

Bizzarly, one seems to be actually running backwards. One is walking on his hands, making slow progress. Two are piggy backing each other, taking turns, and another is simply standing on the starting line.

He reaches the

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I saw that my comic backing boards were acid-free and had a thought.

The company should make a face mask for Pakistani girls.

So there was gonna be a big blockbuster 4chan movie...

It was going to have a surprisingly coherent plot, memes stayed in the background and weren't always in your face (like lots of Easter Eggs), a high-profile Director I can't name, and a few big Stars were thinking of signing on if they could read the whole script. The reason it was never released is that the studio didn't see eye to eye with the Director even with the Producer backi

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How do you know if you have been robbed by an Asian?

Your rice is gone.

Your homework is done.

Your computer is fixed.

And he is still backing out of the driveway....

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

Seeing your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Two 12-year olds are sitting in a park.

Laying next too each other, relaxing and cousy.
Then all of the sudden in the moment, the boy gets a kiss from the young girl.
His face turns red while backing off.
"What's wrong? Wasn't it good?" Asked the girl.
"No no no! It's just that my mom told me if I ever kiss a girl, she would turn me in a statue. And I feel it's already starting

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A wife texts her husband "Honey, I baked you your favorite cake! And I wrecked the car backing up in the driveway. "

The husband replies: " You did what ?!?"

Her: "I baked you your favorite cake!"

Important note from a car manual:

Backing rapidly at a tree significantly reduces your trunk space.

I was backing up my laptop

I backed it up 3 inches and then it fell off the table

Backing up my laptop

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote.

Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

LPT: If you couldn't fit all of the planets in the planetary alignment in one shot

Try backing up a bit

I lost my data after backing it up to a cloud

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I bought my son a puppy...

I bought my son a puppy for his birthday but I accidentally ran him over as I was backing out my driveway. At least I still have the puppy

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

As I was backing out a parking space today, a girl with a nice ass walked behind my car.

I was checking her out with my rear view camera.

Once there was this cruel maestro.....

He was very cruel and bad. Once as he was backing up his car, he rode over a little girl, killing her, but he didn't care. He was caught and sentenced to death by the electric chair. He was seated in the chair, the switch flipped, he was electrocuted, but amazingly he didn't die. So he was let to live.
After some days as he was backing up his car yet again, he hit another girl ki

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YO MOMMA JOKES - Have fun with Funny Jokes for Kids

yo momma is so fat she got baptized at Seaworld

yo momma is so fat when she pushes the up botton the elevator she goes down

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions.

Yo momma so fat she goes t

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Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up

Me and my friend were having a nerdy debate over our preferred methods of backing up computer data...

I told him cloud storage was overRAIDed.

Named my iPhone "Dat Ass"...

So now iTunes tells me it's backing "Dat Ass" up

The Lone Ranger is in trouble now!

The lone ranger and Tonto are riding together, when suddenly they are surrounded by a group of Apache Indians, screaming like banshees and swinging warclubs.
The lone ranger takes a look at the war-painted pack of warriors howling for his blood, and yells to his faithful sidekick, "Looks like we might have to fight them off, Tonto!"
The lone ranger looks over his shoulder t

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A friend of mine was learning to drive.

The problem was he couldn't get the hang of backing the car round corners. His instructor fixed him by using reverse psychology!

I saw two Asian guys backing up a UHaul truck to a Home Depot and it reminded me of a great thing about being white.

I know someone with a pickup truck.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.