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Me:im terrified of the vertical axis

Therapist: why?


Me: {screams}

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I was trying to make a graph of my past relationships

It had an ex-axis and a why axis

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I made a graph of all my past relationships...




It has an "ex" axis and a "why" axis.

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I created a graph explaining all my past relationships

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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I just created a graph of my past relationships

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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Me: Im afraid of the vertical axis

Teacher: why
Me: Screams


Credit to u/CssExpert

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Im terrified of the vertical axis

Therapist: Why?
Me: [Screams]

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Me: Im afraid of the vertical axis

Therapist: why?


Me: *screams*

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Me: Doctor, Im afraid of the Horizontal Axis.

Doctor: Oh, my ex had that problem as well.

Me: *Screams*

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Me: Doctor, I'm afraid of the vertical Axis

Doctor: Why?

Me: \*Screams\*

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So I made a graph of all my past relationships...

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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My love graph has two axis.

It has an x-axis and a y-axis.

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My love graph has two axis.

It has an X-axis and a Y-exis.

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I made a graph that outlines my past relationships.

It has an "ex" axis and a "why" axis.

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I just finished making a graph of all my past relationships with women

It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.

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How can you tell which axis is which?

It’s easy, X is a cross

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I got drunk and drew up a graph showing all of the relationships I've ever had.

It had an ex axis, and a why axis.

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What do you call a router in a Nazi's house?

An Axis point

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On a plane, left or right around a vertical axis (often controlled by a rudder) is known as yaw.

But the only axis I’m on when I whip this little sky pony around the golden winds are YEEEEEEET

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What does the Earth do after a bad breakup?

Gets drunk off its axis.

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I have been graphing my past relationships...

There's an Ex axis and a Why axis.

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What's the difference between the Nazi Swastika and the Hindu Swastika?

The axis

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What do planets say in winter?

We're freezing our axis of.

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I made a chart of my past relationships

It had an ex axis and a why axis

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I'm making a graph of my past relationships...

I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.

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These kids came up to me with a piece of paper. They were star-struck. So I drew two lines, then on the x-axis I put "BMW", and on the y-axis "Mercedes".

"What is this, sir?" they asked, confused.

I said, "That is my autograph."

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I think my old math teacher may have been a war criminal....

Every single time in class he would start talking about the 'ex-Axis'.

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After Astronomers discovered the Earth rotates about an axis...

They got bored and decided to call it a day!

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Why is the multiplication symbol an X?

People might think it's the X axis and think 25x is an error and that 25x also means 25 x x to the power of 2. We should make it a newspaper symbol cause times means newspaper. The division symbol will be the same too, well, mostly. The only difference in the division symbol is that the headline will be political.





(if you don't get it, politics DI


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For Valentine's Day I made a chart of past relationships....

It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.

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My axis hoe.

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Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

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What's a prostitutes favorite axis?

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I just made a graph of my past relationships

There's an ex axis and a why axis

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I was making a graph of my past relationships. First I drew the Ex axis then the Why axis.

Full disclosure: I saw this in yik yak thought is share it here. :)

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I made a graph of my past relationships.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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What's up?

Up is the Y-axis relative vertical direction opposed to down.

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Made a graph of my past relationships

I have an ex-axis and a why-axis

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What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A *rotato*...

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Why does math class teach kids about Japan, Germany, and Italy?

Because they learn about the x-axis.

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I'm making a graph on my previous exs

It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.

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What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

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I drew a graph of all my girlfriends

I have an "ex" axis and a "why" axis.

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I'm making a graph of my past relationships.

I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.

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I made a graph of my past relationships

I have an ex axis and a why axis

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I'm making a graph of my past relationships...

I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.

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I made a graph of my past girlfriends.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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I was going to write a book about an x-axis and y-axis on a piece of graph paper.

But there was no plot.

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Me: I'm terrified of vertical axis Therapist: why? Me: screams

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