Awry

Jokes

I tried mansplaining to my girlfriend,

things went awry, and it soon turned into ex-splaining!

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A man was interviewing for a new job

The interviewer says, “We need someone very responsible for this job.”

“Great!” the man responds. “At my last job, every time something went awry, they said I was responsible.”

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I once asked my mom about the time I was conceived...

...she replied:" Son, you were simply a blowjob gone awry."

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