I tried mansplaining to my girlfriend,
things went awry, and it soon turned into ex-splaining!
A man was interviewing for a new job
The interviewer says, “We need someone very responsible for this job.”
“Great!” the man responds. “At my last job, every time something went awry, they said I was responsible.”
I once asked my mom about the time I was conceived...
...she replied:" Son, you were simply a blowjob gone awry."