What do you call a nut that goes missing?
ba dum tisss
Do you know why Trump dodged the drafts?
Because he heard people in the military saying AWOL is unacceptable.
What happened to all the US government employees?
What do you call a dark lord who is on a vacation?
A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his calling as a pastry chef, but gets caught and arrested.
He was eventually court-martialed and sentenced to five years in prison for being a desserter.