Awol

Jokes

What do you call a nut that goes missing?

AWOL-nut!
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Do you know why Trump dodged the drafts?

Because he heard people in the military saying AWOL is unacceptable.

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What happened to all the US government employees?

AWOL

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What do you call a dark lord who is on a vacation?

Lord AWOL-DEMORT

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A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his calling as a pastry chef, but gets caught and arrested.

He was eventually court-martialed and sentenced to five years in prison for being a desserter.

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