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I think my dad might be the avatar...

He vanished when I needed him most.

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How do you call an african Avatar?

Earth, Wind and Fire

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In the end, I had to deactivate my malfunctioning fitness avatar.

It just wasn’t working out for me.

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We should be glad that Avatar (the last Airbender) doesnt scroll through Reddit.

Or else he would downvote every post he’d see.

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Someone told me that Avatar is the highest grossing film of all time.

I know some parts are a bit unpleasant, but it’s not that disgusting.

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Is Ronald Reagan Ozai from Avatar?

Cause he seemed to have fired the air-controller.

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If Prince Zuko worries about about where the avatar is

Does he have Aangxiety?

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What did the Equalist say when he was ordered to capture the Avatar?

"Amon it"

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My ex is like James Cameron's Avatar

She's stunningly beautiful, but has no personality and always has a really long line to get on the ride

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Avatar is a gay show?

Its full of benders.

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So I discovered that the creatures from avatar have come up with a new business idea.

They’ll let you rent a tribesman as a father figure over the Christmas period.

I heard they’re being called For lease na’vi Dads

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The Avatar is my dad.

He disappeared when I needed him most.

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Anyone know the name of kataras brother (Avatar: The last airbender)

SoKkA mA dIcK

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RJokes needs a new avatar.

I always skip over this subreddit because the avatar enacts a dark feeling. Because the colors are dark red and black, my subconscious tells me to skip over the posts because they must be negative content (creepy, sinister, death, etc.). I’ve just recently re-realized that these posts are short and funny!

The avatar should be yellow. Smiley faces are yellow. Yellow is a happy c


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Did the band Earth, Wind, amp Fire even know...

...how close they were to reaching the Avatar state?

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Avatar The Last Airbender Movie

thats it

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My wife was complaining about how much effort I put into customizing my avatar at the beginning of games....

I told her that hard work helps build character.

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Now that Stephen Hawking has moved on ...

... let the search for the new Avatar begin! Hopefully without interference from the Fire Nation.

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Avatar: The Last Air Bender

live action movie

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Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic?

It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.

Obligatory edit: Frontpage on /r/jokes! Wohooo!

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No one really expected the Avatar porn

It kinda just came out of the blue

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How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

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Hey did you hear they combined two of the top grossing films, Avatar and The Force Awakens, into a single film?

Yeah I heard it's going to be on Blu-Rey!

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien ghostbusters avatar amp chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"
:P

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If Avatar the last Airbender was Jewish....

Dollar, nickel, penny, dime. These are the four elements of commerce.

Please don't flag. Thanks.

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Watching Avatar again

Didn't notice the first time how odd it was that all the Na'vi were portrayed as so pale-skinned and blonde...

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What do you call a gay avatar?

A bender.

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Help with an Image please!

hey im kind of net noob, and i cant find a picture of this

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1385/88/1385885966662.jpg

Without the text i am trying to use it as an avatar but the text wont resize properly so i need to custom make

Thanks for anyhelp :(

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Avatar 2: Avatar vs. Indiana Jones

Immediately following the events of the first Avatar movie, the Navi are forced to lead a nomadic lifestyle in search of food and resources. It is discovered that by stimulating the reproductive glands of a new found life form, the Navi are able to manipulate both time and space.

The Navi invent a plan to go back to their old way of life. Three Navi warriors are chosen to go back in


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Why is Titanic like Avatar?

They're both blockbuster films about blue people, directed by James Cameron.

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Leaf me alone! Im bushed!

For those of you who remember this joke/reference 😂

It’s from Avatar: The Last Airbender

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