Autoerotic

Jokes

Awkward, but vaguely enthusiastic consent to autoerotic asphyxiation during penetrative sex.

"Okey dokey, chokey pokey!"

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You know, considering how dangerous autoerotic asphyxiation is...

Partakers never know whether they're coming or going!

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My depressed roommate is into autoerotic asphyxiation

Every time I see a noose around his head, I don't know if he's coming or going

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If you take a long and hard look at yourself

Then you’re autoerotic

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I waste so much time trying to strangle myself for pleasure when I should be being productive

I wish I'd never got into autoerotic procrastination.

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I'm into autoerotic asphyxiation

Bc my crush said she only goes out with well hung men.

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David Carradine , An American actor and martial Artist died due fatal autoerotic asphyxiation accident .

I guess you can say that ,

*Puts on Sunglasses*

He Died Hard!

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A Plant's Guide to Autoerotic Asphyxiation

By Artichoke

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Why is singing like autoerotic asphyxiation?

Because sometimes you just gotta belt it out

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My friend has a PhD in sexual deviancy

She can talk about autoerotic asphyxiation until she's blue in the face!

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I am starting a support group for guys dealing with Autoerotic Asphyxiation.

Our motto is: "Hang in there, we can beat it."

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What's red, white and blue?

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

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Autoerotic Asphyxiation....

How do you even get into something like that? Do you just jump in head first or do you have someone show you the ropes?

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My friend died of autoerotic asphyxiation...

The story is a real tearjerker.

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