Autobiography

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I decided to kill off a couple characters in the book Im working on

It will really spice up my autobiography

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Chris Christie's autobiography is titled 'Let me finish'

That wasnt the original title he'd planned, he was just at the buffet when the publishers called.

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I decided to kill off a few characters in the book Im writing.

It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.

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I decided to kill off a few characters in the book Im writing.

It should definitely spice up my autobiography.

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I decided to kill off some characters in the book I'm writing

Would definitely spice up my autobiography a little

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I just killed off a few characters in the book I've been writing.

That should spice up my autobiography a little more

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I have officially decided to kill off a few characters in this book I'm writing,

It'll really spice up my autobiography.

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Im going to kill off some characters in this book Im writing

That should spice up my autobiography a little

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I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing

It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.

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I've decided to kill off the protagonist to the new book I'm writing.

That should spice things up in my autobiography.

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Minecraft

is probably what hitler would have titled his autobiography if he had gotten into art school

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"I am currently reading my autobiography," I told my friend.

"What page are you on?" he asked.

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I said, "All of them."

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I accidentally glued myself to my autobiography, but no one believes me.

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

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I accidentally glued myself to my autobiography, but no one believed me...

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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I'm writing an autobiography

I'm planning to kill off the main character though

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I tried reading Trump's autobiography but

it kept on going back to Chapter 11.

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My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likable.



It was an autobiography...

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In what form of writing is killing the main character a good idea?

An Autobiography.

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I'm killing off the main character in my book.

It's an autobiography.

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Chris Christie's new book is called "Let me Finish"

The same thing he says to every busboy. I hear his next book, an autobiography, will be called "Life of Pie."

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Im writing my autobiography

"Oh nice!"

"Yea im planning on killing off the main character"

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I'm writing my autobiography. It's going well but...

I think the author is going to kill off the main character.

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My author friend claims that he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography, but I dont believe it.

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

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My author friend claims that he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography, but I dont believe him...



Still, that’s his story and he’s sticking to it...

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I was trying to read a German leader's autobiography.

My struggle to translate the German to English was intense.

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What did the sad German Shepherd name his autobiography?

Wein Kampf

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Pope Francis has written an autobiography

He titled it, "I, Papi"

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What genre would Trump's autobiography be filed under?

Fan fiction.

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My scrotum wrote an autobiography

It was titled 'The Jungle Book'

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My best mate ate his own autobiography.

He's so full of himself.

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What's the name of the story of a car's life?

An autobiography

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My author friend claims that he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography, but I dont believe him.

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

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Finished my autobiography. Spoiler alert!

At the end I charge people an extortionate price for my shitty book.

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Just heard the TV weatherman say, high in the thirties.

Now I know the title to one of the chapters of my autobiography.

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Did you hear about Rosie's autobiography?

It was a rivetting tale.

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My parents read the book I was writing, they said the main character wasn't likeable

It was an autobiography…

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My publisher really likes minimalism.

So I wrote an autobiography for him.

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My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable.

It was an autobiography…

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I ate my autobiography when it was out of date

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Did you hear about the chick pea who released a autobiography 3 years after his death?

It was released post-hummus-ly

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Trump will release his own autobiography to battle "Fire and Fury"

It'll be called "My Struggles."

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If I wrote an autobiography I bet it wouldn't sell

Story of my life..

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My mum understands why my autobiography isn't selling.

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I read an autobiography about a socialist leader's plan for his country called Mein Kampf. I was disappointed to learn he would go on to kill a lot of people.

Literally, Hitler.

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I don't want to spoil my autobiography for you.

But at the end, you find out that you've just wasted £4.99.

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I've just finished my autobiography.

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Do you know what the Steve Harvey autobiography is called?

Neither does his publisher. He gave it a title, but then took it back.

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The late Shah of Iran's self-written autobiography was recently discovered. In it, he reveals his homosexuality.

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Donald Trump's autobiography comes out next week.

Chapter 11 takes up most of the book.

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Did you hear about the newly-released Michael Jackson autobiography?

It's called "The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."

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