Aura

Jokes

What do you call a bright light around your ringhole?

An Aura-fice

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You guys just buy into anything big pharma tells you don't you?

You guys just buy into anything big pharma tells you don't you? i'll have you know my son was diagnosed with the measles so I placed various crystals around his bed while he slept to promote the proper aura for healing.

He's dead now but at least he's not autistic

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My substitute teacher gave off fishy vibes.

One describes it as temp-aura.

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There was a scotsman and a german in a room

And the aura was quite rather gloom
Then one lifted his kilt
The others pint was spilt
And the scotsman forever lived in a tomb.

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The Japanese believe the color of a person's aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-Aura

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The Japanese believe the color of a person's aura changes to cyan before they die.

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OC What color is someone's aura when they're about to die?

Cyan Aura

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A Christian telling an atheist that God will punish him ... x-post from ratheism

... is like a hippy telling me that he's going to punch me in the aura.

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