Audit

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The IRS decides to audit Ed, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS decides to audit Ed, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ed shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.” “I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it


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The blonde's password

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

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Want to get an idea how important you are during a government shutdown?

IRS REFUND department: Non-essential
IRS Audit department.: Essential

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The Audit

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”

“I’m


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During a recent password audit by a company...

...it was found that an employee was using the following password: \*\*"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"\*\*.


When asked why she had such a long password, the employee rolled her eyes and said, "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital."


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Grandpa was summoned for an audit.

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.’

‘I’m


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A Blonde's Password

During a recent password audit, it was found that a
blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.


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What raises your chances of an IRS audit?

Clicking on this joke.

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Grandpa was summoned for an audit.

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Grandpa was summoned for an audit..

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.’
‘I’m a great gambl


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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa...

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler


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Why don't accountants use the self-checkout lanes in stores?

Because they are audit-mated cash registers !! *ba dum tss*

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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa...

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Grandpa was summoned for an audit.

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.’

‘I’


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A knock on Tim Cook's Door

Knock, Knock.

Who's There?

IRS.

IRS Who?

Tax Audit You Idiot

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A man is on his deathbed with...

his wife by his side. In his faint, dying breath, he tells her that there were two times he suspected she cheated on him, and he would like to know the truth, the whole truth, before he dies.

Rather hesitantly, she agrees to tell him everything. "Well first," she begins, "remember when you lost your job, the suddenly got it back with a pay increase?"

H


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Password

During a recent password audit, an employee was found using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why he had such a long password, they employee said he was told that it had to be at least 8

characters long and include one capital.

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I.T. auditor and a Blonde

At this point in time in the company, the periodical security audit came around. Everyone's passwords were purged and new ones needed to be implemented. As a bonus to help employees with the grumbling there was an award for the strongest password that was used without problem since the last audit. The Auditor looked at the list and was surprised to find one of their more infamous employees (a


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Hungry Accountant

An accountant was called in to perform an audit of some very complex financial records. He started the job about 3:00pm, expecting it to take two-to-three hours.

The further he got into the audit, the more complex the job turned out to be. Soon it was 7:30pm, and the accountant was hungry from having missed dinner.

But he was so into the zone on this audit, he decided


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My new password

During a recent at a University password audit, it was found that a Blonde student was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyTallahassee"


When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one Capital.


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During a recent password audit ...

... it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

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What's the difference between an IRS audit and prison rape?

In prison, you have a chance at getting a reach around

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Tax Audit

The IRS decides to audit Morris, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Morris shows up with his attorney.

The auditor says, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

'I'm a great


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Sherlock Holmes faced a tax audit because...

all his clever deductions made the tax office very suspicious.

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Sherlock Holmes faced a tax audit because...

all his clever deductions made the tax office very suspicious.

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Grandpa vs The IRS.

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

I'


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