Attracting

Jokes

A lot of guys have trouble attracting women, but I have sex daily.

So I have trouble reading and writing.

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Looks don't matter when it comes to attracting women

Just be confident in yourself.

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How does the anti-vax movement keep attracting new members?

Viral marketing.

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A restaurant is attracting a lot of attention with their new slogan

It proudly proclaims: "Beat the meat with organic vaggies"

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The college teacher noticed that his exchange student, Andr, suddenly had started attracting a lot of female attention

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The college teacher noticed that his exchange student, Andr, suddenly had started attracting a lot of female attention

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Camping with grandpa

When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."


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"You look so cute reading the news paper!"

It's taken me three years and countless hours, but attracting male attention by staying updated on current events is finally working.

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My child-free blog is attracting a ton of pedophiles.

It's called "Fuck Kids".

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