Attachment

Jokes

One day the Roman god Jupiter received a forwarded email from Zeus.

“I wouldn’t open the attachment,” warned Jupiter’s son, Mercury. “Beware of Greeks bearing gifs.”

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My girlfriend emailed me pictures of the first trip we took together, but I couldnt open any of the files.

I might have serious emotional attachment issues.

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I never understood people's fanatic attachment to their clothes..

..it's just sew material.

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What do you call it when your finger has an attachment?

A thumbnail.

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Can a man love two women at the same time?

Only if he has a special attachment for one of them.

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I sent my therapist a PDF of my problems.

She said I have attachment issues. I resent it.

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What do you call a dildo attachment for your toilet?

A solid bidet.

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Me: Well i've never been able to call any place home

Me: Well i've never been able to call any place home.I guess it's just that i never really develop an emotional attachment to things.It's been a while since i felt anything but crushing numbness.We're all going to be dead so soon.

Interviewer: Sir i just asked where you live.

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NSFW What did Robocop say when they gave him a penis attachment?

"Dead or alive, you're cumming with me"

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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Mother In Law...

The Mother in Law has been admitted into Hospital for shoving a Hoover attachment up her fanny...

...doctors say she's picking up nicely!

(c) Roy Chubby Brown 1992

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Why do I have such an emotional attachment to onions?

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What do you call a Buddhist that really likes bread from India?

A Buddhist with a naan attachment.

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