One day the Roman god Jupiter received a forwarded email from Zeus.
“I wouldn’t open the attachment,” warned Jupiter’s son, Mercury. “Beware of Greeks bearing gifs.”
My girlfriend emailed me pictures of the first trip we took together, but I couldnt open any of the files.
I might have serious emotional attachment issues.
I never understood people's fanatic attachment to their clothes..
..it's just sew material.
What do you call it when your finger has an attachment?
Can a man love two women at the same time?
Only if he has a special attachment for one of them.
I sent my therapist a PDF of my problems.
She said I have attachment issues. I resent it.
What do you call a dildo attachment for your toilet?
A solid bidet.
Me: Well i've never been able to call any place home
Me: Well i've never been able to call any place home.I guess it's just that i never really develop an emotional attachment to things.It's been a while since i felt anything but crushing numbness.We're all going to be dead so soon.
Interviewer: Sir i just asked where you live.
NSFW What did Robocop say when they gave him a penis attachment?
"Dead or alive, you're cumming with me"
What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?
An old man yelling at the cloud
What is the definition of a Wife?
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Mother In Law...
The Mother in Law has been admitted into Hospital for shoving a Hoover attachment up her fanny...
...doctors say she's picking up nicely!
(c) Roy Chubby Brown 1992
Why do I have such an emotional attachment to onions?
What do you call a Buddhist that really likes bread from India?
A Buddhist with a naan attachment.