Atrocious

Jokes

Went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night.

Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.

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I want Family Guy to sing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious...

...though Disney probably won't let them because they find the idea quite atrocious.

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I was watching videos online but the quality was atrocious.

Then I realised I was on YouTuber.

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As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport

President Trump strides to a warm and dignified reception from *the Queen.*

They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards the Buckingham Palace..

Suddenly, the right *rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in


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I ate at the Mary poppins restaurant last night.....

They had super cauliflower cheese but lobster was atrocious

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I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant yesterday....

Super cauliflower cheese, lobster was atrocious.

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I ate at Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night...

Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious

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I wish I could use alliteration but,

All attempts are always acknowledged as atrocious anyways.
I should just stop trying, I'll never do it.

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A(n atrocious) Knock-Knock Joke

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Cop car goes "wee!"

Cop car goes "Wee!" who...

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So I went to an interview today

I was asked to describe myself in 5 words.

Apparently " Atrocious counting skills " was not what they are looking for.

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So I went to an interview day

I was ask to describe my self in 5 words
Apparently " Atrocious counting skills " was not what they are looking for.

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Did you hear about the D.A.R.E officer with a lisp?

"Don't meth around with drugs"

(I acknowledge the fact that this is an atrocious joke but it came to me and I had to share)

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Thought I'd share a favorite on my cake day

Gandhi used to walk barefoot on most days, neglecting modern footwear, and eventually grew a strong set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather weak and with his odd diet, suffered from very, very bad breath. To others he smelled atrocious, this super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


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