Assuring

Jokes

I don't know why people are so scared of Polar bears?

Personally, I'm terrified of them Bi-polar bears. They keep assuring you they're only "curious" and then you wake up face down with your pants off and you never hear from 'em again.

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Have you heard about the new film from the lead actress in "The Devil Wears Prada", about assuring people with lisps that they're perfectly normal?

Anne Hathaway with wordths

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I didn't think my golf joke was that good,

but everyone kept assuring me it was subpar.

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I didn't think my golf joke was that good,

but everyone kept assuring me it was subpar.

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