Assurance

Jokes

I refuse to become an organ donor...

Unless I get some assurance that no part of my body gets used by Mitch McConnell!

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Quality assurance engineer walks into a bar...

He orders 1 beer.
Then he orders 2 beers
Then he orders 9999999 beers
Then he orders -1 beer.
Then he orders a dragon.
Then he asks to buy a jdhdjsbeh

Another customer walks in, asks where the bathroom is. The bar crashes and kills everyone inside

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I've been having some separation anxiety recently, and my Jamaican psychiatrist recommended that I bend an old pen around my finger as an exercise in self-assurance

Worked like a charm, I really feel like I am in de pen dent

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Did you hear about the new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie?

No? It takes place in Japan near the Toyota Headquarters. He must save Toyota from poor builds, quality assurance and defective vehicles.

Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in... 'Toyota Recall'

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What made the quality assurance supervisor in an Amazon warehouse laugh?

this

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When "Tickle Me Elmo" was a big deal, there had to be a quality assurance department...

Imagine, a whole group of people whose job was to test tickles.

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