It always confuses me when people say an asteroid impact could be the end of 'our' planet.

When it's actually owned by the Intergalactic Billiard Association.

I was asked to DJ at a benefit show in aid of the National Dyslexic Association...

Made the mistake of playing YMCA.

Absolute mayhem.

Do you know what DNA stands for?

National Dyslexic Association

I once married into a nicer nice black family.

Apparently she only needed me to get white privilege by association.

I'm now officially a member of A.C.R.O.N.Y.M

The Association for Chronic Inability to Identify Capital Letters.

What does ADD stand for?

Discriminating Dyslexics Association

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association ...

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association.

Youve reached the tinnitus association, we are currently unable to take your call -

“ - Please leave a message after the tone.”

Why was Huawei brought back to the SD Association?

Because they weren’t safely ejected

What does D.N.A. stand for?

National Dyslexic Association.

What does DNA stand for?

The National Dyslexics Association

What does NASA stand for?

American Dyslexia Association

Is that the Beta-men association?

- Yes, would you like me to sign you in?
+ Wait, I ask my wife.
- I have to hang up, mine is coming.

I was trying to practice on my guitar by playing some rock and the homeowners association gave me a written warning for the loud noise

Guess paper beats rock again

I wanted to volunteer at the tourettes disorder association

But they told me to go fuck myself.

What does DNA stand for?

National Dislexic Association

The Dyslexia Association of America held an organization-wide toga party.

Everyone came dressed as goats.

They keep on hanging up

So yesterday I called a feminist association. I politely asked for the man incharge, they kept hanging up on me.

A man scratching his chin out of confusion is clutching a phone receiver.

The voice coming from the receiver says: "This is the answering machine of the self-help association for Alzheimer patients. If you still remember your topic, please speak after the tone."

What happened to the guy who sold the secrets of the US poultry association?

He was ostrichacized

What does DNA stand for?

National Association of Dyslexia

What does DNA stand for ?

National Association of Dyslexia

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexia Association.

Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.

What does DNA stand for

National Dyslexic Association

A man walks into a bar...

The local female workers association, eager to prevent this from happening again, raises the bar a little higher.

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association.

The Music And Film Industry Association of America are all crooks.

After all they are the MAFIAA.

Boy, my talk to the Bar Association on Oral Advocacy could not have gone worse

Apparently these lawyers think they're too good to learn about the values of cunnilingus

Do you know what DNA stands for?

National Dyslexic Association

Do you know what DNA stands for?

National Dyslexic Association

Did you hear what happened to the head of the fruit farmers association after he showed up drunk to the plum festival?

He was impeached for being impeared.

Did you hear what happened to the head of the fruit farmers association after he showed up drunk to the plum festival?

He was impeached for being impeared.

Did you hear what happened to the head of the fruit farmers association after he showed up drunk to the plum festival?

He was impeached for being impeared.

Did you hear what happened to the head of the fruit farmers association after he showed up drunk to the plum festival?

He was impeached for being impeared.

I didnt know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Association Meeting...

So I came in my pants.

They are going to change the name of the AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) as people kept getting it mixed up with AA (automobile Association)

The new name will be The Royal alcoholics Club...the RAC!

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexia Association

You know what DNA stands for ?

National Dyslexia Association

Do you know what DNA stands for?

National Dyslexia Association.

When I was a kid, I googled 'DNA' to know more about it.

I was promptly directed to the National Dyslexic Association homepage

Los Angeles is so embarrassed by their baseball team, the Angels

so much so, they changed the city's name to Spanish to avoid association. They now have another team called the Dodgers

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

TIFU: Called up the Feminist Association and asked for the man in charge

How does the homeowner's association tell time?

It checks its neighborhood watch.

How does the homeowner's association tell time?

It checks its neighborhood watch.

You know you have a drinking problem...

When even the American Bar Association suggests you should be investigated by the FBI...

70 of dishes are under-seasoned, according to a recent survey by the seasoning manufacturers' association. Obviously, this is biased.

Take it with a grain of salt.

Are you a member of the One Word Sentence Association?

I’m.