Assessment

Jokes

Went to my dyslexia assessment earlier on today

Found out I have dailysex

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"You look wonderful, dear."

A man’s wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours, applying the “miracle” products.

Finally, when she was done, she turned to her husband and asked, “Darling, honestly now, what age would you say I am?”

He nodded his he


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A small Japanese town has only two literature teachers, Ishu and Takashiro.

One day Ishu falls ill and asks Takashiro to teach his classes for the week. Ishu had planned to give a surprise assessment tomorrow but hadn’t finished writing the questions, so he asks Takashiro to finish them for him.

Ishu miraculously gets better the day after the assessment. He’s still on leave but he tells Takashiro he’ll grade the papers anyways and thanks fo


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Be forewarned

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN:

Please be advised that all employees planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are mult


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A small Japanese town has only two literature teachers, Ishu and Takashiro

One day Ishu falls ill and asks Takashiro to teach his classes for the week. Ishu had planned to give a surprise assessment tomorrow but hadn’t finished writing the questions, so he asks Takashiro to finish them for him.

Ishu miraculously gets better the day after the assessment. He’s still on leave but he tells Takashiro he’ll grade the papers anyways as thanks for


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I used a N.W.A song for my jazz assessment

My teacher said it was a straight path to an eazy e

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You look wonderful, dear.

A man’s wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.


She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours, applying the “miracle” products.


Finally, when she was done, she turned to her husband and asked, “Darling, honestly now, what age would you say I am?”

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I was apprenticing at a restaurant in Belgium

I'm a connoisseur of the culinary arts, so I figured, where better to learn about them than in one of the premiere restaurant in French-speaking Belgium, namely Le Nie, in the heart of Bruges? So, much to my mother's dismay, I booked myself a flight and took off alone to meet my culinary destiny.

When I arrived in Bruges, I found my way to my hostel, where I met a lovely Nor


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CIA assessment center

After the standard round of interviews, a good dozen of applicants sit before the director of the CIA office.

"Trust is central to our business, ladies and gentlemen. Still, intelligence, precision and punctuality are nearly as essential. So, to the test: You have an envelope with a coded address on it. It contains important top secret data for someone in this office building. Ge


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What did the circus owner say to the inspector when he read his report?

That's a fair assessment.

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