Assertion

Jokes

Mickey Mouse has taken Minnie to divorce Court....

After hearing Mickey’s case the judge says “I’m sorry Mr. Mouse, I can’t simply grant you a divorce based on your assertion that your wife is crazy.” To which an exasperated Mickey replied “No... no your honor, I didn’t say she was crazy! I said she was fucking Goofy!!”


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My wife sent me to a self-assertion course.

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