Some things never changegrowing up I wanted to be a policeman.
And now, I want to violently assert my power over others.
A philosopher, a biologist, a mathematician and a YouTube celebrity spot a cow in a field whilst on their first trip to Scotland.
Upon discerning the brown colour of the cow’, the philosopher exclaimed ‘Aha! My fellows, you see what knowledge we have garnered? I can hereby assert: cows in Scotland are brown!’
The biologist replied acerbically, ‘Not so fast, my dear friend. It is safe only to assert thus: there are cows in Scotland, at least one of which is brown!’