Aspiring

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What do you call an aspiring Mario Maker? an up and plumber

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Whats do you call it when an aspiring stripper can't maintain a career?

A failure to raunch.

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What's it like to be an aspiring writer?

It's difficult to put into words.

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An aspiring thief was captured by local authorities attempting to rob a Burger King restaurant. Evidence suggests that this was not the first, but the fifth time he had stolen and all from the same chain. When questioned on this strange coincidence, the thief answered...

“I wanted to be the Burglar King.”

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I'm an aspiring music producer. The other day, I got recognized as I was driving around.

They said "Hey, aren't you out door dash driver?!" I gave them their food and drove away.

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A racist, a xenophobe, a sexual predator, a pathological liar, a serial adulterer, an internet troll, a con artist, a tax fraud, a draft dodger, an aspiring dictator and a Russian spy walk into a room.

They all thought I was talking about Donald Trump too.

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A racist, a xenophobe, a pathological liar, a sexual predator, a serial adulterer, a tax fraud, a con artist, an aspiring dictator and a Russian spy walk into a room.

They all thought I was talking about Donald Trump too.

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An aspiring tattoo artist walks into an interview at the local parlour

When asked why he didn’t bring a portfolio to show them his talent, he stood up and proudly flashed his would-be employer.
He got arrested for trying to show off his body of work.

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An aspiring thief entered a theater

He stole the spotlight

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Three aspiring lawyers walk into a bar.

Just kidding, they passed it.

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An aspiring Mexican immigrant walks into bar...

So he steps to the right and tries again and hits another bar, then another, and another and so on until he gives up and decides to stay in Mexico.

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Why did the dyslexic police academy applicant get shot when he showed up for an interview?

He let the Captain know he was an aspiring POC on his cover letter.

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Aspiring thief enters theater

Steals spotlight

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An aspiring thief enters a theatre.

He stole the spotlight.

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An aspiring thief enters a theatre.

He stole the spotlight.

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Two aspiring lawyers walk into the Bar

It was due to nepotism in the legal profession.

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Did you hear about the aspiring thief who went to the theatre?

He stole the spotlight.

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An aspiring thief once entered a theatre...

He stole the spotlight.

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Aspiring thief enters theater

Steals spotlight

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An aspiring thief broke into a theater.

He stole the spotlight.

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An aspiring thief went into a theatre...

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Did you hear about the aspiring YouTube star that died from the flu?

He finally went viral.

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Simpsons probably already did it

but Sideshow Bob is an aspiring bartender

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Why did the aspiring porn actor lose his first job?

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An aspiring hunter enters a lodge

An aspiring hunter enters a lodge and wants to learn the do's and don't's of hunting.
He asks a buddy, "hey, how do I do this hunting thing?"
His friend replies, "I shot a deer last week. I followed the tracks and it led me right to animal!"
Intrigued, the aspiring hunter asks an esteemed hunter in the lodge for some tips. The esteemed hunter sa


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ASPIRING FIREMAN


A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?" "I'm a fireman," his old friend replies. "Yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman," says the guy. "Well," says his friend, "if you want some good advice, you've got to install a pole in your house that will go to the basement so your kid can practice, beca


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How do aspiring meteoroligists pay their way through school?

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Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon.

10 gigs for $80 a month

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An aspiring writer once said, I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!

He now writes error messages for the Microsoft Corporation.

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My grandma got a hip replacement

My new grandma is a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist.

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Why should aspiring interplanetary astronauts apply to NASA and ignore the speedier alternative?

Because the other program mars one's odds of survival.

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How the Amish got their name

This people moved to Pennsylvania and tried to be holy, renouce newfangled worldly things. They tried to be like the lord but they recognized the couldn't.

"'I am who I am,' saith the Lord."

"I can't quite say 'I am', said the aspiring-to-be-holy-Pennsylvanian, but I am . . . Am-ish"

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A piece of advice for all the aspiring male porn stars...

Be prepared to work hard.

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AL-Qaeda hires a new aspiring recruit

they knew someday he is going to blow up.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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An aspiring young lawyer was sitting in her office late one night, when Satan appeared before her. The Devil told the lawyer "...

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An aspiring actor turned thief has broken into Sydney Opera House.

Sources say he stole the spotlight.

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