Define asinine?

I will give her face a five and her asinine!!!

Source: Thanks Jeff Foxworthy!

A recent study shows that 8 out of 9 people vaccinate their kids.

That's one asinine statistic.

My wife told me that people shouldnt stare at her ass because its asinine

I told her she’s wrong because her ass is a ten.

Reddit

Is a joke, right? Logging off for good. This site is frustratingly asinine.

"Is it crazy that I would rate that girl's butt a 10?"

"Yeah man, dat asinine."

"Is it crazy that I would rate that girl's butt a 10?"

"Yeah man, dat asinine."

"Is it crazy that I would rate that girl's butt a 10?"

"Yeah man, dat asinine."

I'd tell you a joke about nine donkeys...

But it's asinine.

What did Asiseven say to Asieight?

Asinine

Use the word "asinine" in a sentence.

We don't know what to do with her now that her asinine months pregnant.

What do you say to someone who talks too much ?

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosa. Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency, and a concatenated consistency. Eschew obfuscation and all conglomerations of flatulent g

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"Getting pink eye is asinine," exclaimed my friend.

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Little Johnny

It's spelling bee day and Teacher has it down to three students remaining, Chloe, Jimmy and Little Johnny.

"Chloe, could you spell solidify?"

"Solidify, S...O...L...I...D...I...F...Y, solidify."

"Correct, Chloe. Could you use it in a sentence?"

"OK. Um, in order to turn water into ice, you must solidify it

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