A guy speaks to a girl

Guy: did it hurt?
Girl: did it hurt what?
Guy: did it hurt crunching through the earth’s crust ascending from hell?

(OC) I had the choice of becoming either an agrarian specialist or a contraption for ascending.

I chose the farmer, not the ladder.

I memerised the first 100 digits of Pi in ascending order

0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0

Have you heard about the movie Jupiter Ascending sequel?

It's called Uranus Ascending.

The circuss lazy new act is just a woman in revealing clothing reciting ascending numbers.

I guess it’s the thot that counts.

If we need to put all the people in one long line, in accordance with their level of income, in ascending order, will we be able to understand privilege?

Or his nice big dog peeing on my bicycle Tyre will do?

What do you call a posh thief who was recently swindled and died but he had to be lowered to heaven?

A conned-ascending condescending con descending. (A little bit of wordplay but still, also, I thought of the conned-ascending)

Boy: Did it hurt?

Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

With Jupiter ascending flopping the wachowskis are planning to quit the movie biz and going into the fast growing Mexican food business

They are planning on naming their company as the Nachoskis

If I had a choice between stairs and a runged instrument for ascending things...

I would choose the ladder.