I suck at art, but I want to become an artist...
Can anyone recommend me some good vaccines? I hear they make you artistic.
Why did the redneck get colored pencils before he got his flu shot?
He heard that vaccines can make you artistic.
I read online that vaccines will make you artistic.
But all they did was make me dyslexic.
Why do artistic painters keep shorn pubes?
Because paint brushes are expensive!
My cousin has a speech impediment...
Even though he is in his mid twenties and has had speech therapy he still gets his R’s and W’s mixed up some what frequently.
Yesterday we were at my best friend’s house so I could introduce them, since they both have been great people in my life. About an hour into our hang out session my cousin goes to get a round of beers out of the fridge when he noticed some
Why are soccer players so artistic?
Because every game ends in a DRAW
I met a nice Englishman yesterday
He told me I was quite artistic.
A dyslexic friend recently got vaccinated.
Now she’s artistic!
It turns out that I am really good at drawing..
Well,at least the doctor said so,as he spoke in a British accent about how I am artistic..
Apparently many people get all of their artistic inspiration from pot.
I wouldn’t follow in their footsteps. They seem highly sketchy.
If artistic people make art...
Do autistic people make aut?
I work with an autistic kid. The other day I drew something terribly on the computer screen and told him I'm artistic
He said me too I'm on the spectrum.
Remeber, no yeling into the microphone
only artistic screeching
Whats the difference between an Artistic person and an Autistic person?
Nothing, they both just end up flippin burgers.
I always knew I was a little off growing up.
I wound up attending a school for the artistic.
What's the difference between autistic and artistic?
Why are anti-vaxxers so terrible at painting and sculpture?
Because vaccines can cause you to be artistic.
What's the difference between autistic and artistic
Im 20, but I act like Im 12
It must help with my creativity tho, cause my doctor says I’m artistic 😃.
I'd consider myself an artistic fetishist
I go hard in the paint.
I think I will be the next Picasso
My doctor told me I am borderline artistic
Always a new girl
This is a story about Paul Desmond, a saxophone player for the Dave Brubeck quartet back in the day.
The guys in the band started to notice that Desmond always ended up coming to gigs with a girl, but they never saw the same girl twice. Mostly out of curiosity, one of the guys asked him after a show why he never seemed to stay with any girl for very long.
He said in resp
When I was young, my doctor used to say I was extremely artistic
What's the difference between artistic and autistic?
Artistic people with tinnitus should find a shoulder to crayon.
Maybe he was born artistic,
Or maybe it's just a por-trait.
Double standards are not fair!
When miley cirus gets naked and licks hammers its beautiful and artistic, but when I do it its weird, creepy and I get a life time ban from Ikea.
My doctor told me I'm artistic.
I have no idea how he could tell.
My parents always said I was artistic.
They were very modest, so they only ever whispered it to each other.
Reporters asked Harrison Ford's wife if she thought he was too old to fly
She said the crash was so well handled it was like an artistic performance.
"Calista Flockhart to Call His Tough Luck 'Art'"
Some people have argued the artistic legitimacy of drawing borders.
It's almost there.
I think it's borderline art.
A motor gets a job as a waiter...
A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper.
An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless.
My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good,
I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic.
I think some of the funniest and most artistic people I know are the ones who had a hard time at school.
Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?
The most artistic boxer
Just watched some Evander Holyfield highlight videos. Such artistry! He's like the Vincent Van Gogh of the boxing world.