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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow...

And fruit flies like a banana

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Time flies like an arrow...

And fruit flies like a banana

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Time flies like an arrow

And fruit flies like a banana

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Whats the difference between an upvote arrow, a piano, and a tuna?

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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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A wise man told me time flies like an arrow but,

Fruit flies like a banana

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They say "Time flies like an arrow"...

But fruit flies like a banana.

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So I was playing this game with my grandmother...

It's a game where there's a category and you have to name 5 things from that category.

We get to "Famous People Over 6 feet Tall", and I quickly name off a few lanky celebrities.

Then "Characters on The Brady Bunch", and she nails it.

Finally, "Primitive Tools". I was thinking... and said "Spears... stone hammers..


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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese man imitating a phone ringing and answering the call.

"Wing, wing, arr-ow?"

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

“Wing Wing” “Arrow

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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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Let's try this

Why didn't the Mexican archer fire his bow

He didn't hab-an-arrow

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An inspector is going around the village, reviewing all the arrow-makers and their products. When the inspector reaches John the arrow-maker John tells him: "You know, these arrows are probably the worst in town. I'm really bad at putting the feathers on the end. I'm decent at the rest though."

The inspector looks up and replies: "Weird fletch but ok"

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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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Time flies like an arrow...

Fruit flies like a banana 🍌

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When youre last hope is an orange up arrow

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Hold this post for a while. Don't mind the clicking noise.

Open it up when the arrow turns orange...

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A Teacher and his student were practicing Archery

Student shoots an arrow and misses his mark,
Student: MotherFucker i missed the mark!!!
Teacher: If you say that word again, an arrow will come from the sky and go straight up your ass!
Student shoots an arrow again and misses his mark, again,
Student: MotherFucker i missed the mark again!!!
(Nothing happens)
Teacher: If you say that word again, this time an


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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a bananana.

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These airport rules are getting ridiculous

I keep seeing signs saying "Men" with an arrow pointing to an opening. I follow the sign, but it just leads to a dead end that smells.

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Who is the President of Brazil?

Jair Bolts & Arrow.

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They say that time flies like an arrow...

... and fruit flies like a banana.

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone!

Wing wing, arrow?

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Green Arrow and Hawkeye hooked up. According to an eye witness, they had pretty submissive sex.

Apparently it involved a lot of bows and quivers.

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I used to make great SF games...

but than I took an arrow to the knee.

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Rfunny is about as funny as the second time you heard, '... until I got an arrow through the knee.' in Skyrim.

/r/jokes is like the hundredth time you heard that.

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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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I used to be Muslim, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

Now I Muslimp.

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Time flies like an arrow

fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana

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Did you hear about the missionary who tried to convert the tribe to Christianity?

He took an arrow to the knee.

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese Telephone.

“Wing Wing”

“Arrow"

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

“Wing Wing” “Arrow”

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

“Wing Wing” “Arrow”

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

“Wing Wing”
“Arrow”

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What has two wings and an arrow? A Chinese telephone

“Wing Wing”
“Arrow”

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Time flies like an arrow

But fruit flies like a banana

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Staunch McDauntless chimera grunted and raised its head in alarm.

He never does this at home, Staunch thought from astride the mythical beast’s back, instinctively unsheathing his claymore and shotgun. The motion engulfed his shotgun arm in pain, and blood started to well from around the arrow shaft still buried in it. He set the shotgun down and hacked the arrow tail off with his claymore. Then he reached down into a saddle bag and retrieved his duct t


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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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Who's the Best Traffic Signal Superhero?

Green Arrow

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Time flies...

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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Flies.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

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I think my Mexican friends like me

They’ve nicknamed me “Cool Arrow” 😎😎😎

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Son, I once was a succesful Donald Duck mascot, but then i took an arrow to the knee

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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow...

**fruit flies like a banana.**

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A priest drove into the E.R.

The nurse exclaims “My god what happened to you!”
The priest responds “well I have an arrow in my knee what do you think happened”

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Why did all the Indians leave Oklahoma?

Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, and Nowata.

(These are names of cities in Oklahoma)

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