Arrogance

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What do you get when you combine a flat earther and their arrogance?

Flatulence.

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What do you get when you combine a flat earthier and arrogance?

Flatulence.

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Whats the difference between arrogance and pride?

Lifespan

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The world is going crazy when...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named “Bush,” “Dick” and “Colin.” Need I say more? D


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What do you call a spirit of pride, entitlement, privilege, and arrogance?

An heir elemental.

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What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance.

I don't know, but *you* probably don't know either *idiot*.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and arrogance?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

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I saw a Hobo Spider on the pavement.

Cheeky little guy, he didn't even accept my £10 note.

He walked right over it, I can't stand that level of arrogance.

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What do you get if you combine ignorance and arrogance?

A ruptured anal cavity.

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There are two essential rules to management.

First, the customer is always right. Second, they must be punished for their arrogance.

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Arrogance

Back in the days when Los Alamos was a small company town, a noted theoretical physicist was called as a witness for the prosecution. Rising to take the stand, the great man smiled and nodded affably in the direction of the jury box.

This infuriated the defence counsel. “Your Honor, I don’t see how my client can get a fair trial here,” he said angrily. Turning to th


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The world is so filled with arrogance,

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My girlfriend's arrogance in learning the difference between washing soda and baking soda leaves me foaming at my mouth!

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My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my arrogance.

I told her to close the door on her way back in!

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As a middleaged Argentine native I have come to the conclusion that our big ego and our arrogance don't let us see things the way they really are. We must admit that sometimes we make mistakes. Thus, we Argentines are imperfect.

...until you reach 50.

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What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance?

I don't know, and I don't care.

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Arrogance isn't attractive...

But I am.

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The Arrogance of Authority

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher

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