Arouse

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My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovahs Witness so he wouldnt arouse suspicion.

He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

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Theres only one thing I can arouse

Suspicion

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Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!!

Personally, I think it's bollocks!!

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My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion

He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

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How do you arouse an ordinary woman?

Commoner tits.

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My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovahs Witness so he wouldnt arouse suspicion.

He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

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Sex therapists claim that the best way to arouse a man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears.

Personally I think it’s nuts.

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Sex therapists claim that the most effective way to arouse a man is to lick his ear for 10 minutes.

Personally, I think it’s nuts.

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My drug dealer started to disguise himself as a Jehovah's Witness so he would not arouse suspicion.

He was arrested when the police saw people actually let him in.

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My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion.

He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

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My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovahs Witness so he wouldnt arouse suspicion.


He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

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My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion.

He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

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The Dedicated Husband

There was a man whose wife was in a coma. She had been in a coma for 5 years and every day, the man would visit the hospital and spend time with her despite her lack of progress. On this particular day, he found himself to be bored and got a little horny. So he reached over and began feeling up his wife and she let out a quiet moan. He leaped out of his chair and ran to the nearest doctor. He told


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Yo Mama so ugly...

She can't even arouse suspicion.

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My handicapped girlfriend claimed she could arouse me at any moment

but it's hard when she can't move an inch

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How do you arouse an idiot's curiosity?

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Which superhero has the power to arouse resentment, tedium, and anger in people?

The Taxman.

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