Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert
Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert and that occasional situations would arise where somebody would come fetch me for consultation. I would burst into the room wearing a terry aerobics headband and exclaim, "did somebody say let's get physics Al?
Jesus and I have a lot in common
We both got hammered on a Friday and didn't arise until the Sunday.
What ethical issues might arise regarding an experiment involving children?
Children can't be trusted.
What's the best time to look at women on the beach?
When the opportunititties arise!
Actual conversation with Country Harvest about the launch of their new website.
Agent: Yeah so we're gonna need you to slice up those images and tag the categories.
Web Developer: Ok what about the products?
Agent: Put them in a box.
Web Developer: And the sub nav?
Agent: Yes, use breadcrumbs.
Web Developer: Ok great.
Agent: Let me know if any problems arise, we gotta get this wrapped up by thi