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Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert

Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert and that occasional situations would arise where somebody would come fetch me for consultation. I would burst into the room wearing a terry aerobics headband and exclaim, "did somebody say let's get physics Al?

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Jesus and I have a lot in common

We both got hammered on a Friday and didn't arise until the Sunday.

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What ethical issues might arise regarding an experiment involving children?

Children can't be trusted.

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What's the best time to look at women on the beach?

When the opportunititties arise!

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Actual conversation with Country Harvest about the launch of their new website.

Agent: Yeah so we're gonna need you to slice up those images and tag the categories.

Web Developer: Ok what about the products?

Agent: Put them in a box.

Web Developer: And the sub nav?

Agent: Yes, use breadcrumbs.

Web Developer: Ok great.

Agent: Let me know if any problems arise, we gotta get this wrapped up by thi


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