Arena

Jokes

How do you know if someone is an idiot in a cock fight arena?

He brought a duck to a cock fight.

How do you know if someone is more of an idiot than the first one?

If he placed a bet on the duck.

How do you know if a syndicate is involved?

If the duck won.

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I got banned from the local laser tag arena recently

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OC What would mushrooms sold at Scotiabank Arena say... if they could talk?

I’m a Fungi

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Ive been using knives to save ammo in my games.

Btw I’ve been banned from the paintball arena

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A guy goes ice fishing

He finds a suitable spot and starts to auger a hole. Just then he hears a booming voice from above:

“There’s no fish there!”

Guy freaks out, grabs his stuff in a hurry, finds another spot, starts a-drillin’.

“There’s no fish there!”

Really getting spooked, hightails it to spot number three. Again with


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A tourist walks into a Spanish restaurant

A tourist walks into a Spanish restaurant. While he’s waiting for his waiter, he sees a man in another booth eating a plate of 2, giant meatballs. He asks the waiter

“I’ll have what he’s having”

The waiter replies

“I’m sorry señor but those are the testicles of the bull that was killed in the arena this week. Y


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What do you call a massacre at a gays-only gladiator arena?

A bowl of fruit salad.

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Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?

All those fans

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It's Friday night and Frank, Jim and Ed are at the game ready to watch 26 infected zombie girls tear each other to pieces.

Tied around the inside of the arena, the infected girls are labelled A-Z. The winner is the last one standing.

Over 50,000 spectators watch from the stands behind a wire fence, betting slips in hand and eager for the fight to begin.


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3...^3...^^3...

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2...^2... ^^2...

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I heard about a girl who got eaten by a lion while fighting in an ancient arena battle.

At first I felt sad for her, but after hearing about the kind of person she was, by the end I was Glad he ate her.

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How do wrestlers enter the arena?

Through the Luchadoor.

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There's no fish

A couple of hillbillies decide to go ice fishing one day. They get their shanty set up and just as they're about to drill they hear.... there's no fish under the ice there. So they decide to move their shanty to a new location, get it all set up, just as they're about to drill they hear... there's no fish under the ice there. They look at each other dumbfounded so they decide


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Did you hear about the arena where they do lecherous acts? It's so busy that the only way you can get there is in a high-occupancy vehicle and taking the overpass.

It's a carpool tunnel sin-drome.

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It was Friday night. Frank, Jim and Ed were at the game ready to watch 26 infected zombie girls tear each other to pieces.

Tied around the inside of the arena, the infected girls are labelled A-Z, with fresh meat tied to their backs to entice them to fight. The winner is the last one standing.

Over 50,000 spectators watch from the stands behind a wire fence, betting slips in hand and eager for the fight to begin.

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3...^3...^^3...

2...^2... ^^2...

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Kim Jong Un, Martin Shkreli, Donald Trump, and Larry Nassar are put into an arena forced to fight to the death. Who wins?

Society

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The Elephant

A man saw an injured elephant while in a safari in Kenya, the poor animal was bleeding after he was shot twice in his leg. The man came close and attended to the elephant's wound and cured him.
Years later, a circus came to the man's town, and during the show an elephant breaks loose and starts running towards the crowd, everybody started evacuating the arena, except one man, that


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A man travels to Spain and goes to a restaurant near the bull arena...

A man travels to Spain and goes to a restaurant near the bull arena for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.

"What's this?" he asks?


"The Matador Special, Senor," the waiter replies.


What meat is it?" the man asks.



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Why did the arena get hot after the game?

All of the fans left

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Special spanish bulls ball meal at a restaurant ,

An american guy visits spain , of course he visits also bull and matador figth at the arena . Sadly the bull looses and the show is over . He feels hungry and finds the best restaurant around the arena , he enters and asks the waiter the special meal of the cook, waiter brings 2 big cooked balls !
He was suprised and asked why it is special
Waiter ; dear sir after the bull figth at


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The Bull Fights

A Man won an all paid trip to Spain, luckily for this man there is nothing more that he has ever wanted than to see the bull fights! Upon landing in Spain the man quickly obtained transportation to get to the nearest bull fighting stadium, he arrived just in time! As he took his seat he could not believe the bravery of the bull fighters, the elegance they had in swinging their capes, and the ultim


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What's everyone's favorite past time, that always has the same outcome, yet does not have an arena or a proper league?

Five on one.

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'90s Did you hear McDonalds just bought the naming rights to that new hockey stadium?

They're calling it the Mac-Arena.

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Today's Special

A man travels to Spain and goes to a restaurant near the bull arena for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asks?

"The Matador Special, Senor," the waiter replies.

"What meat is it?" the man asks.

"Cojones," the wai


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A new circus act

A circus advertises a new act: flying crocodiles and a talking cow. The curtain rises; out fly two crocodiles, circle the arena twice, and fly back to the back stage. Next swaggers a cow; a trainer with a mallet walks behind her. The trainer hits the cow with a mallet. The cow: Moo! The trainer hits her again. The cow: Moooo! The trainer hits her again. The cow: Mooooooo!

A little gir


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Ice Fishing

A woman decides to go ice fishing. She walks out onto the ice and is about to start breaking the ice when a voice booms from above, "You will find no fish there." The woman heads off in another direction and is about to break the ice in a different area when again the voice says, "You will find no fish there." She goes to another area and a third time the voice tells her that t


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A raving lunatic walks into an arena with a whole load of Nuclear weapons at his disposal

Can't decide whether to make the joke about Trump or Putin

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