Ardor

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Went to a carnival but the Tunnel of Love was broken

They hung up a sign that said Out of Ardor

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Went to the County Fair with my SO, but the Tunnel of Love was closed

Not sure what happened, the sign just said "Out of Ardor"

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Last night of Lovin

After his annual checkup, Bob learns that he has a rare disease and 12 hours to live. His wife tearfully says, "Honey, I'm going to give you a night you'll never forget."

They make passionate love with an ardor they haven't felt in years. When they're done, Bob asks his wife, "Can we do it again?" This time it's even more passionate.


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After his annual checkup, Bob learns that he has a rare disease and 12 hours to live.

His wife tearfully says, "Honey, I'm going to give you a night you'll never forget."
They make passionate love with an ardor they haven't felt in years. When they're done, Bob asks his wife, "Can we do it again?" This time it's even more passionate.
Later, as she is about to doze off, Bob gives her a nudge and says, "Honey, I know it�


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